10 things you must not say to someone who has just lost his job!

This is by no means an exhaustive list…
	Question	My head
1	What next?	If I knew I wouldn't be jobless!
2	Don't worry!!!	Are YOU going to adopt me???
3	Take a break!	I'll break ur neck!
4	How come? Why?	Actually we were making too much profits…
5	Really!!!	No I'm joking cos I'm bored…
6	How can I help?	Get me a job… %^#$%^$#
7	What about severance?	Non of your business!
8	How's ur family coping?	Ya actually they are celebrating…
9	I'm sorry?	Ya right, get lost!
10	Call ur seniors…	Why don't u call your seniors and get me a job!
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